Oops

While digging through some files on my old computer I noticed a document titled "Optimism Song Lyrics."  When I opened it up, I hadn't written anything.  That made me laugh.  

Appearance

Alex - btw that's a pretty goofy loooking at hat in your facebook picture
David - My hat rules! How dare you say otherwise!
Alex - i didn't say it sucks
             i said it's goofy
David - Fair enough
                It is pretty goofy
Alex - i think the germans are stuck in the 40s
David - That's not a German hat, it's because I'm in a cavalry unit
Alex - oh....
David - And we do cowboy stuff like wear hats and spurs
Alex - ooo
             i really like the hat then
             so you have your own horse?
David - Well, not really
                But I could!
                ...sort of
Alex - but you ride horses though right?
David - If by horses you mean mechanized vehicles with guns, then yes. I totally ride horses.
Alex - well then i don't like the hat

People Passing By

Automatic sliding doors make too many assumptions.  Well, one.  

Foresight

I think I'd like to put an umbrella, a golf club, and a sword together on a rack by my front door and label it, "Just in case."